Friday August 19, 2011 7:17 pm
Top 10 Changes In Planet Of The Apes
As everyone knows by now, 20th Century Fox has rebooted their nearly-50-year-old Planet Of The Apes franchise with a brand new movie: Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes.
It monkeys around with Ape continuity, and while respectful to a lot of the original Ape lore, the movie does make some changes to modernize it for a contemporary audience.
We’ve put together a list of the Top 10 of those changes.
10. Sacred Scrolls now on iPad
9. Forbidden Zone is the name of a strip club
8. Hasslein’s Curve used to measure Freida Pinto
7. Ape City demands concessions from unions
6. Apes make a human doll that talks, then sell on Etsy
5. Big Farm Product Placement: Cornelius now called Corn Syrup
4. The Lawgiver joined by Lawtaker-Awayer
3. Fox Tie-In Synergy: Statue of Liberty replaced by statue of Yoda
2. New dialogue: “Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Serkis!”
And the #1 change in Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes:
1. Rise of apes caused by tax breaks for the rich
[Artwork: Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes © 20th Century Fox]
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